These are the Forking Rules:

 

 I. Thou shalt have no other rules but the rules of the fork.

 II. Thou shalt have no other Forks before me.

 III. Thou shalt take the name of the Fork in vain.

 IV. Remember thy Fork and keep it fun.

 V. Honor thy Fork above all other utensils

 VI. Thou shalt not use chopsticks.

 VII. Thou shalt not bear false witness against the fork.

 VIII. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbors Fork.

 IX. Thou shalt not covet the spoon nor the knife.

 X. Thou shalt have Forking Fun

 

 This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for both men and women. 

 

 • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)

 • Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester

 • Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester

 • Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester

 • Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester

 • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)

 • Pre-shrunk fabric

 • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

 • Side-seamed

 

 SIZE LENGTH CHEST

 XS 27 31 - 34

 S 28 34 - 37

 M 29 38 - 41

 L 30 42 - 45

 XL 31 46 - 49

 2XL 32 50 - 53

 3XL 33 54 - 57

 4XL 34 58 - 61

 Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).